Optional: Hand her a bottle of ear infection medicine (empty!) and a barf bag. Have your child also wear a tiny neck pillow or kiddie headphones around her neck and carry a boarding pass, teddy bear, and a savaged copy of SkyMall magazine. Nightmare in the Sky: Again, using markers and oak tag to create a sandwich board, draw an iPhone screen. Optional: have her drag a wagon containing fifteen nightlights, forty-seven different teddy bears, a blanket, a different blanket, no that other blanket, another book, and another book, and just one more book PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. Have her carry around a clock that flashes 4:00 a.m. Use blue eyeshadow to create under eye bags and red eyeliner to rim your child's eyes and give her that deranged, bloodshot look. 1, which marks the beginning of Daylight Savings Time. I've got lots of ideas for costumes that will send your friends and neighbors running for the hills:ĭaylight Saving Time: Use markers and oak tag to create a sandwich board that looks like the calendar page for Nov. If they aren't actively engaged in flirting with death, our children are threatening us with their incredible willingness to unleash a hellfire and fury that I'd heretofore only read about in the Old Testament. So why not dress your kid up like a Tide laundry pod? Or a magnet in the shape of a piece of candy? Or an un-cut grape! Gah, spooky.īut of course, the game of mommy/daddy fear factor doesn't end with the physical dangers. Whoever loses it and has a heart attack first, loses. Magoo, while their parents are forced to hone their instincts and skills to ensure survival of their genetic lineage. It's more like an exercise in Darwinian theory, in which the offspring happily toddle through the world like Mr. I'm not saying they want to die or anything. In the pie chart of toddler accidental suicide attempts, it's pretty evenly split among choking, electrocution, swallowing poisonous or hazardous materials, diving from high precipices, and getting pinned beneath heavy objects. That's the idea anyway, right? To scare one another? Given that our kids barely know what Halloween is and don't understand why or how they should be dressing up, I've been thinking about a new category of costumes that are innocuous at first blush, but truly terrifying for the other parents. When I admonished her after the danger had passed to 'CHEW YOUR FOOD FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,' her only reply was a calm, unblinking, 'why?' Why. Just today, for instance, my child nearly had to have a whole pretzel heimliched out of her windpipe. But really, who needs Halloween when you've got young children? They're a scream-a-minute fright-fest. Tomorrow is the big day! Or, you know, a big day, depending on who you are and where you fall on the line between hatred of commercialized spectacles and love of bite-sized candy bars. The opinions expressed are solely those of the writer. I soaked it in hot water and that dissolved the caramel easily.A lighthearted look at news, events, culture and everyday life in New York. Or you might want to adjust the amount you make so that you won’t have leftovers… cut the recipe in half and use a smaller pan.Ī lot of viewers on social media were worried about cleaning the pan afterwards, but it wasn’t hard at all. This recipe is definitely best eaten the same day it is made.

It still tastes amazing, it just gets a bit runny and isn’t as pretty to serve to guests. You can also eat it family-style and just grab individual apple slices straight off the pan.Ĭover and store leftovers in the fridge, but be warned that the apples may release their juices in the fridge, which will add liquid to the caramel. I used a sharp metal spatula to cut between apples. Nina Candy bar Personalizado 100 Productos: salados, dulces y postres Mobiliario a elegir: tradicional o lounge Stickers, letreros y papelería.

This dessert is best served as soon as the caramel cools.

White Chocolate + Cinnamon Sugar (tastes like apple pie!)Ĭool completely, then serve.You want to find the sweet spot where the caramel is still wet enough so that the toppings stick, but not so warm that it melts them.

While the caramel is still liquidy but not scorching hot, pour it evenly over the apple slices.

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